LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY
AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO F^CKS WERE GAVE THERE
At Comic Con a little boy had lost his dad in the crowd, and was scared until he saw the Flash and Wonder Woman. He went up to the Flash to asked for help, because he knows him.
Conversation I heard in the club.
Hey what's up?
Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
So, are you here with anyone?
Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
That's alright it's cool.
You don't mind me calling you cute?
A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
me my whole life
my biggest regret in life is that i didn’t make a tumblr a really long time ago and save a good url
every day i regret not saving the url pizza. every god damn day
well well well what do we have here